FUNNY

I took this from Patti's blog
(A change of pace
How about a survey for a change of pace!!)(from White Noise's blog)



1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"Had written a sizeable check to the captain. He promised"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

The bookshelf with lots of junk on it.


3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Football, NOT my choice!!!!!



4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

8:15 p.m.



5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10:15 p.m. (how time flies when your having fun)



6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Heidi the movie - it's loud enough downstairs that the neighbors could full well hear it.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I went out on the front porch to shake out the placemats before dinner.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

GEappliances.com - my oven coil broke before Christmas, and I need to order the part.
9. What are you wearing?

A big tee shirt from Michigan and pj shorts.


10.Did you dream last night?

Yes, it was awful
11. When did you last laugh?

Not recently.


12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Picture of quilt, a quilt, a clock

13. Seen anything weird lately?

There was this enormously tall lady at the Texas airport, I could not stop staring at her, she looked like a transvestite, I liked her wig!

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It was fun thinking about something other than my pain levels being at 12 and I don't have to watch Heidi
15. What is the last film you saw?

You're joking! I live in the mountains.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I would buy a house at every location where my kids are. I would buy an automatic motorcycle, learn to drive it and make sure my kids had houses that were bought and paid for. I would go on a cruise and visit Mount Fuji. Then I would give my time and money to cancer research and volunteer as a candystriper in a hospital.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know... ? I am obsessed with food.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I have no comment = I remain annonymous when it comes to politics. Now churches, that's another deal.


19.Do you like to dance?

I love to dance, and I love watching people dance.


20. George Bush...

He is handsome for an older gentlemen.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Natalie was going to be Nadia.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Dude


23. Would you ever consider living abroaId? I want to see the USA first.


24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates? Thank you for taking good care of Robbie for us.